At first glance, I thought that these roses were made of yellow chocolate, so I got really excited. Turns out that they’re just your standard chocolate roses, but wrapped in yellow foil. So they look yellow, but the stuff you eat is nice and milk-chocolaty brown.
True, this is a great Valentine’s Day gift, but it’s really a great gift for her (or him I suppose) any time of the year!
Give somebody brown flowers here.
I put up a lot of tasty food gift ideas that may not be the most healthy snack for you or your giftee. This go around I’m going with whatever it is the proud owner of this lovely Cuisinart food processor wants to eat!
Now, I know that usually these are used to make fruit juices and vegetable blends and all kinds of good healthy stuff, but imagine what you could use this for at its full potential. Maybe some chocolaty goodness of some sort. Perhaps you could throw in some pastries and fruit and make a nice dessert. I’m sure it’s not advised, but it’s always fun to try to make something good in the kitchen.
Help somebody chop up their food here.
Tired of the same old little Valentine’s Day chalky hearts? Well these are the same antacid type of treat, but they have much different messages on them than the usual.
The three tins to choose from are Dejected, Dysfunctional, and Dumped. This picture gives a little peek at what to expect from these. Clicking through will give you the entire list of every inscription on these hearts. Have some fun giving out downer hearts this year!
Valentine’s downers here.
Nuts, crackers, cheese, and meat. What else do you need in any gift basket? Well, how about a stainless steel cleaver? Now it’s a perfect Valentine’s Day gift!
This is the first gift basket I’ve seen that includes any type of cutting utensil, and they don’t mess around, they include a nice meat cleaver, which is awesome. It’s pretty inexpensive too, so there really isn’t any reason why everybody shouldn’t have their own meat cleaver and heart shaped block of cheddar cheese. The other things in there are whole cashews, garlic herb crackers, and beef sausage. Good stuff.
Cut your way into your Valentine’s heart here.
Here’s a nice way to sweeten up somebody’s holiday season. To kick things off, the plush snowman has a stomach full of homemade creamy caramels. Then there are so many things in the basket, I’ll throw it into a nice little list for my wonderful readers:
- 2 Milk Chocolate Toffee Walnut Petite Apples
- 3 Triple Chocolate Petite Apples
- 4-Piece Caramel Truffle Sampler
- 2 Milk Chocolate Pecan Regals
- 4-Piece Holiday Pretzel Rod Gift
- 8 ounces of Peppermint Bark
When it’s all said and done, the whole thing weighs in at just under 7 pounds! I’ve never heard of Peppermint Bark before, but it sounds pretty awesome.
Give a caramelly and minty basket of gift here.
Check (pun intended) this cake out! This thing is great and I have no idea how in the world they do it. I mean, the cakes I’ve made start as batter which is liquidy and tough to keep separated from other colored batters. Crazy.
It’s a checkered chocolate and vanilla cake. The thing looks delicious and of course, is shipped overnight so you get it fresh. That’s a seriously appetizing looking cake. The site says that if you want to change the top of the cake (which I don’t know why anyone would, other than to maybe surprise the cake-cutter with the checkers), you can get it inscribed with something of your choice free of charge. Of course, then the checkers are gone so the inscribe words are legible.
Anyway, this thing is pretty sweet (another pun!) looking, so give it to somebody ay?
Play checkers with food here.
This thing is totally sweet! The holidays are right around the corner, and it’s time to load on the sugar. College bowl games, late NFL season action, all kinds of good stuff to kick around the tube eating salt and drinking sugar.
This Coca-Cola can shaped glass will give anybody the comfort of drinking out of something that looks like a can, but with the experience of dealing with a glass. I’m curious as if this would mess with the brain’s memorized reaction to drinking out of a can. Ya know, pull it up to your mouth, then drink as if there’s only a little opening to drink from then boom, Coke all over your shirt.
Who knows, all I do know is that these things are pretty neato. Each glass is just a few bucks and is 12 oz. large, just the right size.
Turn that Coke can to glass here.
Now this is a gift basket! Just look at it, it’s glorious…and delightful. It makes for the perfect corporate gift basket around the holidays. The food that it comes packed with is just right. Ready for the list? Here tis:
- 10 oz. Aged Cheddar
- 5 oz. of Edam
- Two flavors of All-Beef Sausage; Original and Salami
- 4 oz. of Spinzel Pretzels
- Two Flavors of Mustard; Sweet ‘N Hot and Cajun
- Pepper Cheese Spread
- Wheat Wafers
Now is that a list or what? All the sausage, cheese, and crackers you could want. It’s really quite affordable as well at around 35 bucks. I guess it’s not an abundance of food, seeing how the basket is 10½” wide, but that way each department of a company can get one, alright!
Once you click over to the site, make sure to snoop around a bit. They’ve got all kinds of gift baskets over there, lots of great stuff.
Cheese it up here.
Just looking at these happy little mint fudge frogs with their pleasant smiles makes me feel happy. They seem cozy there in the tin, but at the same time, very willing to help fix that craving for something sweet that we are all bound to get this time of the year.
It looks as though there are about 35 of these tasty little frogs in the tin. They are actually truffles, each filled with “glorious mint fudge.” It must be pretty good mint fudge to be referred to as glorious. I just can’t get over this picture. It’s so soothing. I think I’d have to order 2 of the tins so I could just look at one of them without disturbing the little fellows.
Try to say Frog Fudgies five times fast here.
Ah cheese. Cheese and cows. The two go hand in hand. Well, one is made by the other, so why not give somebody a cow to cuddle with while eating delicious bacon cheddar cheese?
The cheese is spreadable, and a full pound of it comes in the cheese cup. I don’t have any cheese cups. I think if I had a cheese cup, it may not be a cheese cup for very long. It would turn into a cup pretty quickly. That’s because I’d eat the cheese, in case anybody missed that. Bacon makes it better!
Cuddle with a cheesy cow here.