Here are the contents:

• 25 Mini Chocolate Fudge Cookies
• 4 Chocolate Truffle Cookies
• 3 Chocolate Ganache Cookies
• 2 Brownies
• Mini Chocolate Teacake
• 3 Dipped Chocolate Grahams
• 8 Lindt Swiss Chocolate Truffles
• 10 Chocolate Madeline Hearts

That should be enough sugar until Easter rolls around huh? I don’t even know what half of those things are, exciting!

Give your loved one a toothache here.

So today I bring you chocolate, and I’m not messing around this time. ZChocolat has quite possibly the World’s best chocolates, as far as I can tell. I was just clicking around their site and it’s seriously impressive stuff. See the little assortment in the drawer in the picture there? I thought that the brown and white things were little boxes that the chocolate came in, but no, that is the chocolate! Each one is individually numbered with a real nice font.

Since I can’t come anywhere close to typing something as magical as they have, here’s what ZChocolat has to say about this 30 piece Mahogany set:

Chocolate Reflections. A very wise man once mused Fortunate is the chocolate thus roaming the world through women’s smiles finds its death over a flavorful and melting kiss in their mouths. This quote by Anthelme Brillat-Savarin comes to life in a most sumptuous way as the 30 chocolates in this selection are unveiled. Two drawers open to reveal a magnificent display of handmade chocolates held in a beautiful mahogany box that is adorned with the French version of Monsieur Savarin’s words. An evening of chocolate and poetry has never been so inviting.

See? So if you have the funds (I know I don’t) and want to show your true love how much she means to you, and if she loves chocolate, then do it the right way!

Even if you don’t plan on buying any, go check out the site here. It’s crazy impressive for a chocolate site.

Now, why a titanium spork you ask? I say why not! Most sporks are wonderfully convenient, but terribly flimsy. And most often, they still have little plastic seams left on the edges to cut your lip, ouch! This titanium spork is smoothly crafted into a perfectly gentle, but sturdy, large sized spork. Really, the thing is big, see that image there? It’s even bigger in real life! It measures 6 1/4 inches long and 1 1/2 inches wide. Go measure one of your spoons, probably nowhere near that size.

One last thought about a spork, that I took from my Father: Why not call it a foon?

Get a real spork at ThinkGeek.com.

Now, I know that usually these are used to make fruit juices and vegetable blends and all kinds of good healthy stuff, but imagine what you could use this for at its full potential. Maybe some chocolaty goodness of some sort. Perhaps you could throw in some pastries and fruit and make a nice dessert. I’m sure it’s not advised, but it’s always fun to try to make something good in the kitchen.

Help somebody chop up their food here.

The three tins to choose from are Dejected, Dysfunctional, and Dumped. This picture gives a little peek at what to expect from these. Clicking through will give you the entire list of every inscription on these hearts. Have some fun giving out downer hearts this year!

Valentine’s downers here.

This is the first gift basket I’ve seen that includes any type of cutting utensil, and they don’t mess around, they include a nice meat cleaver, which is awesome. It’s pretty inexpensive too, so there really isn’t any reason why everybody shouldn’t have their own meat cleaver and heart shaped block of cheddar cheese. The other things in there are whole cashews, garlic herb crackers, and beef sausage. Good stuff.

Cut your way into your Valentine’s heart here.

It’s a checkered chocolate and vanilla cake. The thing looks delicious and of course, is shipped overnight so you get it fresh. That’s a seriously appetizing looking cake. The site says that if you want to change the top of the cake (which I don’t know why anyone would, other than to maybe surprise the cake-cutter with the checkers), you can get it inscribed with something of your choice free of charge. Of course, then the checkers are gone so the inscribe words are legible.

Anyway, this thing is pretty sweet (another pun!) looking, so give it to somebody ay?

Play checkers with food here.

This Coca-Cola can shaped glass will give anybody the comfort of drinking out of something that looks like a can, but with the experience of dealing with a glass. I’m curious as if this would mess with the brain’s memorized reaction to drinking out of a can. Ya know, pull it up to your mouth, then drink as if there’s only a little opening to drink from then boom, Coke all over your shirt.

Who knows, all I do know is that these things are pretty neato. Each glass is just a few bucks and is 12 oz. large, just the right size.

Turn that Coke can to glass here.

• 10 oz. Aged Cheddar
• 5 oz. of Edam
• Two flavors of All-Beef Sausage; Original and Salami
• 4 oz. of Spinzel Pretzels
• Two Flavors of Mustard; Sweet ‘N Hot and Cajun
• Pepper Cheese Spread
• Wheat Wafers

Now is that a list or what? All the sausage, cheese, and crackers you could want. It’s really quite affordable as well at around 35 bucks. I guess it’s not an abundance of food, seeing how the basket is 10½” wide, but that way each department of a company can get one, alright!

Once you click over to the site, make sure to snoop around a bit. They’ve got all kinds of gift baskets over there, lots of great stuff.

Cheese it up here.

It looks as though there are about 35 of these tasty little frogs in the tin. They are actually truffles, each filled with “glorious mint fudge.” It must be pretty good mint fudge to be referred to as glorious. I just can’t get over this picture. It’s so soothing. I think I’d have to order 2 of the tins so I could just look at one of them without disturbing the little fellows.

Try to say Frog Fudgies five times fast here.