Since Vapoorize (from the movie Envy, which was terribly under rated) is fictional meaning there is no way to spray poo and make it magically vaporize, here’s a pretty good option. If you’re like me, picking up some dog droppings with just a plastic baggy protecting your hand is still pretty unsettling. The Swoop is for people like me who would prefer to clean up after their dog without ever coming into any kind of contact with the fecal remnants.
See, how it works is, you pop the cap off of the bottom, put one of the plastic baggies over the end, then push the top part down and out comes the yellow claws. They will expand the bag, and as you pull the top part back up, the claws close up around the mess, collecting it into the bag and storing it until you can deposit the mess in a rubbish bin (I like how people outside the USA call it a rubbish bin). I’m not exactly sure of the minute details of it, but it seems like a pretty good idea. It kind of looks like a thermos or something, it may strike up some good conversation with fellow dog walkers.
you can buy this product online at http://www.asscal.com also has free UK postage.